Warning: This Blog post will contain explicit material, but you are going to want to continue reading anyways because I will be talking about poop in a highly entertaining manner!
I have a riddle and I encourage you to delve deep and see if you can figure out the answer!
What do girls pretend does not happen at all, and guys talk when no ones around. Little kids find it humorous, adults think it’s a taboo, but everybody does it, thats right, even you!
Yup, you nailed it, its taking a poo! Alright, I’ll stop rhyming about pooping, but in my defense, making up a rhyme making fun of pooping, was highly entertaining! To me it is ironic that based on age and gender, we all view taking a dump just a little differently, even though we all do it pretty much daily.
Regardless of how you feel about pooping, the nasty odor that it leaves behind can be embarrassing. Luckily, I have found a product that naturally erases bathroom odors. This product is called Poo Pourri and it is amazing!
Yes this is a real product and yes it actually works.
My Very Personal Now Sweet Smelling Experience:
To be honest, the first time I saw this product, I was at Mayo Clinic having some tests run, and I saw it in the hospital gift store. I actually thought it was a joke and didn’t believe that it could possibly mask my monumental bathroom stench. But when I finally tried the product, it was like magic, pure sweet smelling magic!
I don’t know if you know this, but people with Crohns sometimes go to the bathroom a million times a day, and by a million, I mean I go about 10-15 times a day.
This means that 10-15 times a day I get to sneak out of the bathroom, pretending it wasn’t just me who stunk up the bathroom. It’s a rough life. But with Poo Pourri, going to the bathroom has become a lot less embarrassing. Now I leave the bathroom letting everyone think I poop rainbows and butterflies. Which every girl totally does…duh!
Spritz the bowl before you go, and no one will ever know!
Before you go to the bathroom spray the toilet a couple of times, this will coat the top of the water with natural oils. When you take a crap, your personal stink will be locked underneath the oils. So instead of stinking up the bathroom, a pleasant aroma will fill the stall, making you coolest pooper on the block!
This product is environmentally friendly using a secret blend of essential oils to eliminate those embarrassing bathroom odors. It also has a 30 day money back stink free guarantee!
They have a variety of pleasant aromas that you can use to eliminate your smelly poop and every one that I have tried has worked miraculously! My family and friends thank me for using this product, and trust me, yours will too!
Check out their website and freshen up your poo! http://www.poopourri.com/company/about/