When you go to the bathroom as many times as I do a day, you learn some tips and tricks to avoiding potentially embarrassing situations when taking crap. So here are some of my most prizes tips to to avoiding sh*tty situations in the stall!
Become a Pooping Ninja in Public:
- The Walk-in-Walk-Out: I can’t tell you how many times I have walked into the bathroom to poop and found a group of girls having gossip time in front of the sink. The last thing in the world I want to do is take a not so dainty poop in front of these gossipy girls, so instead, I walk into the bathroom, assess the situation, and walk right back out. No harm, no fowl, crisis averted!
- The Cover Up: Pooping in crowded bathrooms is entirely unavoidable at times. And usually I don’t care about taking a leisurely poop in a crowded bathroom, but if I’m feeling particularly self conscious, I will hold it in till someone flushes, and then let it go. Its the perfect cover-up!
- The Double-Check: When walking into the bathroom, I normally subconsciously assess who all is in the bathroom and hope the answer is nobody. I enjoy pooping in private. But sometimes I worry I’ve assessed the situation wrong and get nervous that someone else is actually in the bathroom with me. In this circumstance, I double-check by checking for feet under the stalls.
*Disclaimer: Fun fact: Reality: You are probably never going to see the people in a public restroom again, so who cares if they hear you poop???? Just a thought!
Most Important Part:
As I have written about before, my number one tip to keeping your sh*t a secret is to use PooPourri a before you go spritz, that covers up odors!
Wether you are using a public bathroom or are a guest at a friends house, this potion will leave the impression that you poop rainbows and butterflies. Every Girls Dream!
Bottom line is that with these simple tricks you can keep your sh*t a secret from the rest of the world! Just like I do every single day in my not so normal life!