One day you’ll look back and wish you’d had allergies like me because my immune system makes me super human. They give me the power to eradicate the common cold within hours and I never get ill (oh the irony… I will now won’t I?).
My immune system is on fire – it is churning out everything it doesn’t want and leaving me a force to be reckoned with. My body is a temple. Can’t you tell? Just by looking at me I mean?
So to all you normal people out there who can you eat whatever you want. Just you watch out.
You’re in the presence of a super being